...as one of the leading failures that has kept Southwestern Ohio indifferent about local new music for nearly 30 years, WOXY has been a fickle resource both as a terrestrial and (particularly as an) internet-based radio station. An announcement early this morning indicated that WOXY will be following the trendiness of many Rust Belt companies by relocating to the South, specifically Austin, TX. The move makes sense, as the WOXY folks did extensive brown-nosing there at last year's SXSW festival, courting over 20 up-and-coming crap acts to participate in the Lounge Acts sessions. Surely, this loss will send shockwaves of "mehs" through our regional scene for an hour or two, as WOXY helped to exploit the spotlight on new talent, as well as bringing some boring tards to the area. The mere absence of WOXY in our region was totally predictable...
This is hysterical!
ReplyDeleteha! love this!
ReplyDeleteRoscoe sucks! and I feel completely comfortable saying that on the internet or anywhere else.
ReplyDeleteMichael, Roscoe was referring to the buddhaden article that this post is satirizing.
ReplyDeleteVishy...yeah yeah, i get it...
ReplyDeletestill going to guess that Roscoe is still a basement dwelling prick though....
So, next time you see/talk to him...tell him my offer of kissing my ass is still open and on the table...
and vishy, i believe it's you who wrote the piece of shit satire...either way...you both make me thankful that I don't live in Dayton...would hate for your ignorance to rub off.
and if WOXY is soooooooooo bad, please enlighten us by telling us what you listen to/approve of....
Anything that doesn't pull up roots and sell out the moment it becomes convenient. But the goal for most bands and radio stations is fame and money. Guess it is silly of me to expect some basic underground loyalty for Dayton.
ReplyDeleteJeeeeeezzzz, Michael, you are so boring! You know, my comment did EXACTLY what it was supposed to...which was get your goat. Congratulations buddy, everyone thinks you are silly! Since I was never much a fan of The Dukes of Hazzard, I was unaware of the character Roscoe. But you weren't! Who's the budweiser-swilling redneck now? Oh, and what exactly do you do that is so uber-important? Sit at home and read blogs all day. Your ignorance has made Vishy and I also very thankful that you don't live in Dayton.
ReplyDeletePeople takes things SO SERIOUS!
ReplyDeleteHahaha.
Michael & Co., go do something with your life, please and THANK YOU!
Kudos to you Michael! Not only do your postings manage to portray you as a pseudo-intellectual self-absorbed prick, you manage to do it in a way that proves you lack actual intelligence. Your spelling leaves much to be desired. Your only saving grace is the fact that you pulled out the very unique “still live in your parents’ basement” line which proves that you are a unique individual. Just like your favorite MGMT lyrics (whatever the fuck they mean):
ReplyDeleteI was a loner
I was just waiting by myself
When you, warped temptress
Rose to bring me happiness and wealth
Black tears, black smile, black credit cards and shoes
You can call all the people you want
But it's you who's being used
So use your trust fund money to purchase yourself a 10” dildo and go fuck yourself.
P.S. Many true rednecks live in trailers, trailers do not have basements.
this blog dosent hurt enough peoples feelings! Work on it!
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ReplyDeletewho is the odin den?
he (or she) listened to woxy on earth radio.